Não sei se ria ou se chore, ou se ria e chore num bonito exercicio de balanço e auto-controlo emocional.

No site oficial da República Popular Democrática da Coreia, aquilo a que os mais avisados chamam apenas de Coreia do Norte, encontrei aquilo que à vista desarmada teria julgado saido de um qualquer fraquinho blog de humor e escrita criativa.

Greatest Glory to Kim Jong Il, Brilliant Commander of Songun!
http://www.korea-dpr.com/users/banzeminzon/Greatest%20Glory%20to%20Kim%20Jong%20Il.htm

"Comrade Kim Jong Il has all the best qualities required of the people’s leader."

"Comrade Kim Jong Il does everything to see that my wishes come true, and that the problems of my concern are resolved. Exactly here his loyalty to the Party and the leader, his devotion to the country and the people, and his filial devotion find concentrated expression."

"Comrade Kim Jong Il takes care of the workers, farmers, intellectuals and all the other sections of the population in his embrace, puts them forward as the masters of our society and leads them to play their role as masters. He warmly looks after even people with stained family backgrounds or with chequered socio-political records without discrimination and enlists them as legitimate members of our revolutionary ranks if they follow our Party and support socialism at present. He always goes out among the people, shares weal and woe with them and spares nothing for their happiness."

On the occasion of birth anniversary of leader Kim Jong Il
http://www.korea-dpr.com/users/banzeminzon/On%20the%20occasion%20of%20birth%20anniversary%20of%20leader%20Kim%20Jong%20Il.htm

"Viewing the sunrise on Mt. Paektu

One October day in 1998, Kim Jong Il climbed Mt. Paektu, the highest mountain in Korea called the ancestral place of the nation.
Standing on its summit, he saw spectacular and magnificent sunrise tinging the sky with crimson, and said excitedly: “I feel the glowing sunrise is indicative of the victory of the socialist cause, and fresh courage and strength is surging up in me.” Then he continued that he further strengthened his resolve and readiness to accomplish without fail the revolutionary cause pioneered by President Kim Il Sung, father of socialist Korea, whenever he looked at the sunrise over the Mt. Paektu, and emphasized that was why he loved the sunrise over Mt. Paektu so much."
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E continua.
E assim deixei de ter que ir ver videos dos Monty Python no Youtube.